"Dad"

Its tough. Gotta go earn that payola. Tough gettin' yelled at & beaten down by the man. Only got 1 free hour for lunch then its back to sit through another powerpoint presentation with 4 of your buds. Then the hour sitting in a car listening to the radio to get back home. "Dad's" got a lot to do to get that cold hard cash. Without dem dolla's everyone would just stop moving, breathing, and feeling. The entire universe would cease to exist. Lotsa responsibility keeping the universe running! Yep, only gonna be good for scratching and watching TV. Damn, is it garbage night? Hrmp! Can't believe people still expect "Dad" to a chore once a week!

Then tragedy strikes. Just gotta go! Get out! Don't you know how much "stress" "Dad" has already. Didn't you see that decision he had to make back there! Jeeze! "Mom" can hold the fort. "Mom" "just" takes care of the castle. Pfft! Sweeping. Doesn't hold a candle to powerpoint. "Mom" doesn't have real "stress". "Mom" spends 10 times the amount of time with the Tragedy, and can't be that affected because "Mom" spent that much more time involved. Like callouses on your mouse clicking finger. Oh so many clicks in powerpoint! Too much "stress"! Just gotta go. Now!

Michael Krutzler
with a jolly eff yoo for all the "Dads" out there ;)

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  1. WOW, YOU SHOULD HEAR MY COMPUTER TRY TO GET THROUGH READING ONE OF THOSE RANTS TO ME.

    AFTER 3 "READS", I'LL HAVE TO SAY -

    YEAH.

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