Dead Rising 2 Review

Today I sit down with the new game Dead Rising 2.

GUO: Hi! Nice to see your father did well enough to warrant a sequel. Hard to go wrong with a game about surving in a mall full of zomies, eh?

DR2: You trying to say something?

GUO: Yeah. Hi!

DR2: [unintelligible grumbling]

GUO: So... Like to share a little about yourself?

DR2: You familiar with Harlan Ellison?

GUO: Of course. Out site is called Growing Up Otaku and written by a Polock in the US. I am versed in all major forms of cold war sci-fi.

DR2: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.

GUO: Yes. I Have No-

DR2: FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

GUO: Yes. I see. You know-

DR2: HATE

GUO: Cut to commercial!

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