Today

BG went to the Dr this morning. New antibiotic. She decided she could shove the aspirator up her nose herself today. Saw that coming? Yeah, well screw you. If your so smart come babysit ;) She had a big day with food shopping, Dr's office, buggy ride around the park, and ruining an outfit with 1/3 inch thick coating of poop. Super Happy form today. If it wasn't for the giant slug trails dripping out her nose you never would've known she was sick.

Not so with the Mrs. Elizabeth is pretty damn sick. She'll be in the Dr's Monday.

Elizabeth's mom is feeling well today. Its been a few weeks since we've heard that! Just an infection but you worry about every little thing.

Lisa broke her hand today too. Dunno the details. I was manning the baby front whenever that was happening and Liz crashed early.

Me? I'm okay. There is a surprising amount of peanut butter on my pants today. Peanut butter sandwich does not seem to be a "walking around" snack. The smell of roasted peanuts is certainly the best baby smell I've ever been contaminated with. Kinda pissed I farted around and didn't get the Halloween decorations up this week. Feeling good though. Ready to take care of a house full of sick girls.

Here is what happens when you hit nitroglycerin with a hammer:

4 comments :

  1. SIGNIFICANT COW! TNT IS EXPLOSIVE? STICKS OF DYNAMITE MUST DO SOMETHING SIMILAR, BUT LARGER.

    IN A FEAT OF AMAZING STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE: LISA BROKE HER OWN HAND! WITH HER OTHER HAND! WHAT WAS SHE DOING? - TRYING TO POP HER FINGER/HAND.

    3 TO 6 WEEKS TO HEAL. DOC THOUGHT SHE SHOULD TAPE 2 FINGERS TOGETHER FOR A WHILE, NO CAST. CHECKED OUT CLEAN OTHERWISE.

    HAVE FUN WITH THE PEANUT, POO, & SNOT. I NEVER PLAYED WITH THE ASPIRATORS, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT BE FULL OF BOOGIES.

    OOOooo~~~---HALLOWEEN---~~~oooOOO

    WHAT ARE YOUR COSTUMES THIS
    YEAR? GOING TO GET HER TO PAINT MY FACE AS SKELETON (APPENDED TO ONE-HANDED PAINTING). FOUND PIC FOR HER TO COPY.

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  2. Send her my compliments. This may be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

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  3. i dislocated it in two places by cracking my knuckles. its just another stupid accident.. like when i fell off the toilet while washing the top of the glass doors. or when i sneezed myself into whiplash. lmao!

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