Sony Suggests Best PS3 Gifts

Let’s define Epic Fail for a second. This is from Sony’s PS3 newsletter:

“Designed to maximize your overall entertainment experience, finding a new Bluetooth Headset, a Surround Sound System, or a “Candy Pink” DualShock 3 wireless controller under the tree is sure to make anyone’s holiday a little brighter this year – at prices starting as low as $49.99(MSRP).”

Really? THIS is what Sony suggests? A headset, a sound bar, and a PINK controller?!

“Whatcha doin?”

“Fraggin’ N00bs with my new pink DualShock! How about you?”

“Chatting on my new $50 bluetooth headset! Sound sucks. Gonna switch it with my cell phone’s headset that cost half as much.”

“Wish I got a game.”

“No, you don’t. Sony suggests ‘any of our newest titles, such as Gran Turismo 5, The Sly Cooper Collection, or SingStar Dance’”

“ZZZZZzzzzzz…”

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