Suda 51’s Grasshopper Creates Evangelion Game: Not What You Think

Evangelion Shin Gekijoban 3nd ImpactOhmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Check it out! Grasshopper Manufacture, perhaps best known for otaku auteur Suda 51’s games like Killer 7 and No More Heroes, has made an Evangelion game: EVANGELION SHIN GEKIJOBAN: 3ND IMPACT! Can you imagine? All the solitary depression and biblical apocalypse of one of anime’s most beloved franchises in the hands of one of gamedom’s edgiest designers! Big screen HD battles as Evas tear and blast at Angels where-

Huh? PSP and Vita game? Um… okay. I guess people still like the PSP in Japan. That’s gonna happen.

So… Small screen Eva battles as our damned hero attempts to unravel the conspiracy behind-

What? No conspiracy? Just piloting Evas, then. No piloting? So… A visual novel? That’s cool! Read along with you favorite-

What now?! Not a visual novel? It’s a WHAT?! You’ve got to be –redacted- kidding me! Gimme that press release!

…compilation of …6 musical rhythm based mini games …

So… They made an Eva version of Space Channel 5… You’re telling me they made Tap Tap Evangelion?!

REEEEEDAAAAACTEEEEED!

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