Just when you thought it was safe to die with dignity on the battlefield, along comes Aleksandr Semenov with Russian patent #2399858. What is patent #2399858? Well… you know those monkeys at the zoo…
“Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov's patented idea solves the problem of waste buildup inside the tightly packed quarters of a tank, by loading the poop into artillery shells which can then be fired at the enemy. Semenov says that this serves a dual purpose. It gets rid of the foul waste, while also demoralizing the enemy.”
Now, more than ever, war is dirty business.
Source: Dvice
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