Some Crap Pictures

Oh, no! A fragment of a Mechanoid hive has crash landed near the colony!

Wait... I'm not feeling the physic drone... Oh, okay, it's just the septic tank. Wait, what?!

Last month the GUO homestead became more civilized. Thanks to an annexation deal with the city, we now have access to a real sewer system! Yes indeey folks, we're getting all 800BC Rome up in here. Toga, toga, toga!

As part of the deal, the old septic system got ripped right out of the ground and hauled away. If you were ever wondering what exactly a septic tanks looks like, well, here ya go.


 Also, what is wrong with you?!

Now if they could just do something about all those boomalopes in the neighborhood!

*For everyone who cares about getting all the Rimworld references in this post, you may be interested in our 2016 Game of the Year feature.

Cooking à la CPU

Its' summer. And, boy, is it hot! Have you ever thought that your PC was was hot enough to fry an egg on when you heard the fan spin up? Well, it is.

This feature comes straight from Japan courtesy of Captain Taremi. Enjoy!




Want some steak to go with your eggs? Not a problem!





The Lost Post About Popping Pecker Pills

I had a horribly paying gig last year for a 500 word article about Cialis in Australia. Signed over all the rights so I didn't even get a byline, but whatever, I like food. In all honesty, I never really expected it to see the light of day without being butchered as I REALLY punched this one up and was in rare form. I would have loved to post it here, but... Well, this is what happens when you sell all the rights.

Other than Australia being changed to South Africa (which COMPLETELY ruins some of the jokes and makes me angry because I don't know if the stats quoted are correct now) it is here in its entirety. If you were ever wondering how I'd do as an ad writer for boner pills, look no further. Also, why were you wondering that?!
It looks like it got posted as the original Australian article elsewhere, but that page is 404.  
I'm not going to put in a real hyperlink for Internety reasons, so if you're curious, copy/paste this to your address bar: https://cialisinsouthafrica.com/page/4/