The Lost Post About Popping Pecker Pills

I had a horribly paying gig last year for a 500 word article about Cialis in Australia. Signed over all the rights so I didn't even get a byline, but whatever, I like food. In all honesty, I never really expected it to see the light of day without being butchered as I REALLY punched this one up and was in rare form. I would have loved to post it here, but... Well, this is what happens when you sell all the rights.

Other than Australia being changed to South Africa (which COMPLETELY ruins some of the jokes and makes me angry because I don't know if the stats quoted are correct now) it is here in its entirety. If you were ever wondering how I'd do as an ad writer for boner pills, look no further. Also, why were you wondering that?!
It looks like it got posted as the original Australian article elsewhere, but that page is 404.  
I'm not going to put in a real hyperlink for Internety reasons, so if you're curious, copy/paste this to your address bar: https://cialisinsouthafrica.com/page/4/

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