Finished Far Cry 2

OMFG! Amazing, crazy game! Its gonna be years before they make anything like this again, and when they do its gonna be a half-assed Euro release. I played Boiling Point on Gametap that tried to do this, but that game barely worked. Let's look at what I learned on my African tour of duty:

If you hear a car engine rev up, jump to the side.
Money can't fix Africa, only bullets.
Anyone wanting to lead a political party should just be shot in the head.
Russian guns are built to last.
There is a briefcase full of conflict diamonds under every bridge.

..oh, yeah, and AFRICA SUCKS! ;)