War Stinks. Especially With This Russian Tank That Fires Poop

Just when you thought it was safe to die with dignity on the battlefield, along comes Aleksandr Semenov with Russian patent #2399858. What is patent #2399858? Well… you know those monkeys at the zoo…

“Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov's patented idea solves the problem of waste buildup inside the tightly packed quarters of a tank, by loading the poop into artillery shells which can then be fired at the enemy. Semenov says that this serves a dual purpose. It gets rid of the foul waste, while also demoralizing the enemy.”

Now, more than ever, war is dirty business.

poop shooting tank patent

Source: Dvice

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