Goat Simulator Has "Bah" Its Way Into My Heart

When it's pouring rain outside and your bored of torturing Kerbals from Kerbal Space Program, you decide to check out You Tube for a bit and see what's new in gaming. Little to my surprise I see a bunch of You Tubers with new videos all on Goat Simulator. At first I'm like, "What the heck? Goat Simulator? How is this going to be fun..." I spoke too soon...

This new wacky game is a funny joke just like Farming Simulator was where you take control of a goat and do what ever you think a goat does. For instance, what's the first thing that comes to you mind about being a goat? Correct! Grabbing a boulder with your tongue and flinging it at the nearest gas station because their prices are ridiculous. What's the second thing that comes to mind? Being the Demon Goat King of course. Now I can control all goats and make them rain from the sky! HAHAHA! Oh Oh! What else? I know! How about a nice good "BAH!" Yup, they added that too of course. How about greeting the local humans of the town... with a headbutt. Oh yea! Maybe get run over by a car? Nope...instead headbutt the car and send it flying outside the map. The best funny about all this is what the Steam store page had listed under Key Features:

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Goat Simulator goes on sale April 1st (No not a joke) for only the affordable price of $10.

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