Cooking à la CPU
This feature comes straight from Japan courtesy of Captain Taremi. Enjoy!
Want some steak to go with your eggs? Not a problem!
Shinjuku Kabukicho Robot Restaurant | Weekend Watchlist
Have you ever wondered what a Medieval Times style dinner-n-show restaurant might look like in Japan? I bet you’re wondering about it now. Guess what? Your imagination sucks. It’s about to get seventeen different flavors of weird up in here!
Deep in the red-light district of Tokyo’s Shinjuku ward lies the not-so-humble dinner theater known simply as Robot Restaurant. And… Well, you just gotta see this.
Oh, and before we begin, I‘m not sure if ladies in bikinis driving power armor shaped like ladies in bikinis warrants a NSFW warning, but… Well, there you go.
Without further ado: Ladies! Tanks! Robots! Let’s go Robot Restaurant!
Now I don’t want to say that you haven’t seen anything yet because, well, you’ve probably already seen more crazy than one person should but… There’s more. A lot more. We haven’t even gotten to Cutie Honey Captain America and King Godzilla yet! Oh yes, there will be Gangnam Style.
Mario Kart Mercedes DLC Spawns This Must See Japanese Commercial
Japanese Mario Kart 8 owners are in for a a little dose of advert-gaming when a free Mercedes GLA DLC drops later this year. Ya know what’s stranger than turning laps in a Mercedes against opponents in go-karts? This car commercial tie-in. Enjoy!
Japanese Anti-Piracy Campaign So Popular It’s Getting Action Figures
Man, I bet the MPAA wish they had this level of marketing synergy!
The ‘NO MORE Movie Thief’ series of shorts have been showing before feature presentations since 2007. The ads feature the dastardly Camera Man illegally filming and downloading the latest movies only to be busted by the heroic Patrol Lamp Man. After seven years of delaying the start of the hottest films at local movie houses, the duo have achieved a good deal of public awareness and their kitschy designs have sparked everything from fan art to cosplay. Never one to miss the opportunity to make a couple bucks on a pop culture craze, Namco-Bandai has announced an upcoming figure/charm collection featuring the two.
The action charms will set you back 3024 JYP (about $29) per set so you can wear a statement of your opposition to the most dangerous crime of the modern era: Movie piracy.
Source: TorrentFreak
Pikachu Blows Up in Summer Fireworks Festival
The explosive artists behind the Itabashi Fireworks Festival in Japan popped the top off a celebrity guest star at their 2013 show. This latest show’s finale featured fireworks cunningly created in the forms of Pokeballs and the very familiar visage of none other than everyone’s favorite high voltage rat-thing, Pikachu. Electrifying!
Japanese Robonaut Kirobo Voyages to ISS on a Quest to Keep Humans Company
On Sunday, August 4th, the newest member of the International Space Station blasted off from Tanegashima Space Center.
As opposed to the usual bevy of scientists conducting experiments in microgravity, Kirobo’s mission is to chat up the squishier members of the crew. Measuring less than 14” tall, Kirobo is part of the Kibo Robot Project. The project’s ultimate goal is “To help solve the problems brought about by a society that has become more individualized and less communicative.” They explain that, “Nowadays, more and more people are living alone. It’s not just the elderly – with today's changing lifestyles, it’s people of all ages.” The Kibo Project aims to create a small, mechanical companion for such people.
In an act of indignation that will surely become a rallying call of mechanamen everywhere during the Robopocalyse of 2525, Kirobo traveled to the ISS via a cargo transfer vehicle and will remain packed away until the experiment’s start in November when fleshy astronaut Koichi Wakata arrives.
Natsume's Book of Friends: A delightful journey | AniMaiden'd
. This show has a very warm feeling to it and a very likable cast of characters.
He seems to be a very aloof cat only interested in his own comfort and entertainment – but when real trouble arises, he changes form into a much more formidable spirit and saves Takashi many times.
Contest Abuse Leads to Epic Kung Fu Beer Commercial With Jackie Chan and Shokotan | Weekend Watchlist
Kirin breweries ran a contest called Nodogoshi Yume no Dream that invited “Ordinary Joes” to submit their dreams for a chance to make them come true. The result was a series of commercials that featured winners fulfilling said desires and becoming a fashion models, rock stars, and dining with sumo wrestlers for use in a series of commercials promoting Kirin’s new Nodogoshi Draft beer.
Kazuo Ishida dreams big. Not content to enter a single request, Ishida submitted a series of 39 dreams that outlined his vision of staring in a kung fu flick (Dream #1) where he faced off against his “buddy from university” (Dream #4) along side Hong Kong cinema legend Jackie Chan (Dream #2) and the Internet’s “New Queen of the Blogs” Shoko Nakagawa (Dream #3).
Kirin took up the challenge. The cast from Ishida’s dreams was assembled and flown out to Shanghai to produce this 6-minute, kung fu epic featuring everything you’d expect from the genre: Wirework stunts, fights using furniture and vegetables, a training montage, Chan’s traditional outtake reel during the end credits, and even heroic theme music to cheer on Kazuo Ishida in his darkest hour.
At the premiere of the featurette, Shokotan reportedly burst into tears and bowed to Ishida. As fate would have it, the production fulfilled not just this Ordinary Joe’s dream, but a dream of the Japanese idol as well. Shoko had always dreamed of working with Jackie Chan.
What follows is Ishida’s original 39 dreams:
Feel and Smell Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man 3 Coming to Japanese Theaters in 4DX
3D? Pfft! Who talks about 3D anymore? Okay, aside from the trolls on the Internet. Well, it’s time for even these new-hating fuddy-duddies to get over it and star whining a different tune. Welcome the next trend in maximum movie watching, 4DX!
4DX is a theater overhaul that takes your 3D big screen adventure to a whole new level with motorized seating, strobe lights, fog machines, bubble blowers, and, yes, Smell-O-Vision class aromatic vapors. Never heard of 4DX? It’s actually been around for a while. James Cameron’s 2009 film Avatar was the first feature that supported the 4DX format. Since that time, mechanical, odor-spraying theaters have begun to crop up all over the world in countries like Thailand, China, South Korea, Russia, Israel, and Mexico. Next on the list for this augmented reality theater experience: Japan. For an additional $10-13 on top of the 3D movie ticket price, viewers will feel and smell Robert Downey Jr.’s latest high flying Iron Man adventure in Nagoya, Japan. A further 12 titles are scheduled to grace Japan’s new 4DX theaters throughout the remainder of 2013.
Eager to get you butt on this new experience? You won’t have long to wait long. CJ Group, the folks behind the 4DX technology, are moving ahead with plans to bring the theme park ride experience to theaters in the United States by the end of the year with a goal of equipping an additional 200 movie houses within the next five years.
Domino’s Japan Puts Extra Hatsune Miku on Your Pizza
What do you like on your pizza? Extra cheese and peperoni? Well, duh. What about computer generated Japanese pop stars? Hey, you never know ‘till you try!
Domino’s Pizza in Japan has teamed up with Crypton Future Media to deliver more than just the best kind of pie to your door. They’ve created their very own augmented reality app for iOS devices that allows you to not only order pizza and track its creation in real-time, but take pictures with the #1 virtual idol herself, Hatsune Miku. Need more amazing, CG, blue haired fun? You’re in luck! Point your app equipped iDevice at the pizza box top and enjoy a special “Pizza Stage Live” performance right on top of your dinner.
Not in a Japanese delivery area for Domino’s? No worries, you friends over here at GUO have got your backs. Download the app from iTunes Japan here. To unlock a special pose for the camera and to enjoy your very own Miku concert use the image below (Thank you, Domino’s web site!). For best results, you may want to print it out or use a screen that can lie flat, like a tablet.
Hi-Tech S&*%: Smartphone Controlled Super Toilet
Japanese toilets are already legendary in the west for their bevy of over-the-top functionality. Lixil attempts to one-up even this high standard by adding integration with everyone’s favorite gadget, smartphones.
The Satis G, E, and S type toilets are scheduled for release in Japan this February and feature a bevy of features such a flushing, seat warming, and music selections. While many of these features are already available in other toilets, usually via wall mounted touchscreen control panels, Satis leverages the power of your pocket PC by allowing owners to maintain a log of their… logs.
Man, I sure hope it updates Facebook and Twitter! That’s some dirty messaging!
Of course, we here are GUO are already integrating smartphone technology with the porcelain god.
Code: Breaker Brings Intrigue to Funimation | AniMaiden'd
It begins with a high school girl, Sakura Sakurakouji, witnessing a mysterious event on her way home from school one day, She sees people being burned alive with a blue fire as a boy her age remains unharmed and stands over the people. She goes back to the scene with the police and there is no sign that this ever happened. The next day, the boy with the blue fire joins her high school class. Sakura becomes obsessed with finding out what is going on and follows the mysterious boy named Rei Ogami around to try to learn more about him. As the story develops, she learns that he is the sixth "Code: Breaker" and is a member of a team of assassins working for the government.
As the story unfolds in a roller coaster fashion, surprise and betrayal are always just around the corner. The story keeps moving and twisting as it goes. Each episode brings another new discovery that will make you look forward to the next episode to see what it will bring. Good and Evil are not so clear in this story. The lines blur as one questions the actions of Ogami, the antihero of this story. Code :Breaker delves into the morality of killing and what is a good reason to kill or is there a good reason to kill?
The art style is sharp with a modern look to it. The animation flows well with the fast past action of the story. The result brings a realism to the overall feeling to the show.
Om Nom Nom and Eat Up… Your $50 iPhone Case?
Sick of Thanksgiving leftovers? Chow down on this rice cracker iPhone case!
Be it nuclear proliferation, natural disasters, Aztec calendars, broadband metering, or plain ol’ zombie apocalypse, mankind is constantly teetering on the brink of extinction. You need to be ever watchful for opportunities to secure food, water, and shelter at all times. Fortunately Mariko of ikiiki-ys.com has your back on the food securing front. Behold the “Survival Senbei iPhone 5 Case”!
Inspiration struck Mariko a month ago. Being a senbei (Japanese rice cracker) artist, Mariko longed for a way to make the tasty snack hip again rather than allowing it to languish under the stigma of being “old people food”. Her solution? This lovingly handcrafted iPhone 5 case. Perfect for the hip, happening, and all too used to paying through the nose for accessories!
Sadly, the Survival Senbei iPhone 5 Case isn’t so great at actually protecting your pocket pal. The website is very upfront with customers about the likelihood of this tasty case breaking in a variety of circumstances such as:
・Before arrival: 9%
・Affixing to iPhone 5: 76%
・Using touch screen: 18%
・Touched by friend: 81%
・Turning up the volume: 50%
・Connecting to PC: 54%
・When the user is upset or annoyed: 65%
・Putting in pocket: 89%
・When dropped: 120%
None the less, Mariko states the probability of the Survival Senbei iPhone 5 Case being delicious is 100% and great for protecting you from the munchies. Seeing as how honest they are about durability, I can’t imagine their yumminess chances being wrong.
You can order the Survival Senbei iPhone 5 Case direct from Mariko at ikiiki-ys.com for 3,818 yen (that’s almost $47 US!), but be prepared for a wait. Every case is handmade by Mariko herself and she’s only cranking out three a day. Delivery times are already running over a month.
Sword Art Online brings Online Gaming to Life through Anime | AniMaiden'd
If you have ever wondered what it might be like to live in an online game, Sword Art Online brings to life a world where this is possible. This anime series visits this concept with an intriguing story line and is based on the light novel series by Reki Kawahara, The first episode was aired on July 7th 2012 and is currently showing on Crunchyroll.
The story takes place in 2022 and begins with players logging into play an online gaming system that is still in beta. When the game finally goes live, the players find out that the creator of SAO has designed the game so that if any player's avatar dies while playing the game, the player will die in the real world and any player that attempts to log off and remove the visor and helmet they are wearing to play this game, will also die.
The story seems to be fairly straight forward when it starts but as it continues, the plot twists and turns quite nicely. Characters can be killed off during the game play and even important characters can die unexpectedly. The personalities are developed in interesting directions that keep viewers watching. The artwork is beautiful and works well with the animation to make a very beautiful world come to life.
In the unreal worlds of Sword Art Online, very real questions about life become the focus. As the main characters, Kirito and Asuna develop through the story, they explore life and what is truly important. They face some surprising challenges as they discover who the creator of SAO is and as the show progresses, new surprises are around every corner.
There are 24 episodes and they are scheduled to run through the end of the year. Be sure you don't miss this one on Crunchyroll.
Only Have Eyes for Hello Kitty with H. Kit Contact Lenses
Eye yay yay! Do you only have eyes for Sanrio’s merch maiden Hello Kitty? Maybe you’d like more Hello Kitty in your eyes! Yessir, H. Kit fans can finally proclaim their love for all things cute and Kitty at a glance with a colorful collection of Kitty faces ringing their eyes.
These non-prescription, vanity lenses are available now at sales outlets (such as Solution Lens for $19.90 a pair) in a variety of colors. But really, if you’re committed to this, pink is the only option you need.
Funimation Streaming Sengoku Basara Movie ‘The Last Party’ Before You Can Buy It
Funimation continues its trend of giving away the goods just prior to the release of new movies on disk. Sengoku Basara: The Last Party is now streaming free and legal on YouTube in celebration of its upcoming November 6th DVD and Blu-ray release
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This third chapter of the Sengoku Basara series brings the boys back for one final war culminating in the legendary battle of Sekigahara, the beginning of the end to Japan’s feudal Warring States era.
I must admit to having been surprisingly taken with Sengoku Basara. It’s a testosterone fueled take on Japanese history where horses have handlebars and a samurai wielding six swords at once can destroy buildings with a single hit. The beautiful art, especially by television series standards, certainly doesn’t hurt. With its absurdly overpowered hero battles and real-world history twisted into heavy metal madness, Sengoku Basara feels more at home with the anime classics of the ‘90s than most of today’s features as it revels in its own cheesiness for the sake of over-the-top spectacle. While this third chapter may not make much sense to series newcomers, it is sure to satisfy those craving super powered manly men hitting each other with metal sticks.
Soul Eater Captures the Spirit of Halloween | AniMaiden'd
This series originally aired on TV Tokyo in Japan from April 2008 to March 2009.
The Grim Reaper goes by the title Lord Death in this universe and runs a school called Death Weapon Meister Academy—DWMA for short—located in the fictional Death City in Nevada, United States. The students at this academy (and other characters in this word) are capable of using supernatural powers by channeling the wavelengths of their souls. There are two groups, humans who have the ability to turn into demon weapons and humans who can wield these weapons, called meisters.
The school is a training ground for the weapons and meisters to grow and strengthen their skills. It is also an organization to defend and protect the world from evil. This includes monsters, witches, and demon gods.
The show starts with focusing on Maka Albarn and her scythe partner Soul Eater Evans. Maka is a young and serious student whose parents were also meister and demon weapon partners. Her father, Spirit, was turned into a death scythe by Maka's mother for cheating on her. This leads to a very tense relationship between Maka and Spirit. Maka's goal is to turn Soul into a death scythe that is far greater than her father. However, Soul is much more laid back and easy going about life and school.
As the show progresses, you meet the other main protagonists in the story line. There are several other students at the school that have very intriguing pasts. Black Star and his demon weapon, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Death the Kid (Lord Death's son) and his twin pistols, The Thompson Twins (Liz and Patty) come from different and amazing backgrounds.
Soul Eater tells the stories of this universe through the adventures of the students at the Death Weapon Meister Academy. This is not a quiet show and the sound track is peppy and spirited. A very well paced plot line with fascinating characters, this show is definitely a treat for the Halloween season.
Soul Eater is streaming online for free at Funimation.com in both English dub and subtitled Japanese flavors.
Feed Your Hunger for Hello Kitty with H.Kit, The Pork Pie
Another day, another Sanrio marketing tie in. This one is import only and sure to leave you hungry for more!
Now appearing in Circle K and Sunkus stores all over Japan is this limited edition Hello Kitty meat bun! The delectable delight is now available for ¥150 (about $2) in a limited run of 1.5million scrumptious snacks and come complete with a Hello Kitty riddle wrapper. These beautiful bow bearing buns are packed with the piggy goodness of pork, onion, and soy sauce (think wonton filling).
Since Google Translate is a non-stop laugh riot, here’s a transcription of Gigazine’s mouths-on first taste.
“The form is any good pictures of the street look. I So, buy today. Like this, your face properly Kitty I plump Looking out of the wrapping paper. Tsubura eyes staring at me. Is also a beard. Firmly reproduced any part of the ribbon. Hello Kitty hand ride. Visually pretty, certainly too good to eat”
For the original, unbutchered article and a ton more pictures, be sure to check out Gigazine.
Deal: iPhone JRPG Adventure Bar Story is Free Today
Looking for a good Japanese RPG for your iOS device to curl up with with over the weekend? Boy, are you in luck! Adventure Bar Story is now on sale for the low, low price for free (down from the very worthwhile cost of $3).
This is a full featured RPG ported from the PSP with a neat twist. Rather than saving the world, you’re out to save your sister’s tavern from a hostile takeover. During the day, you’ll venture forth slashing up monsters in search of ingredients. In the evening, you’ll take all those tasty monster parts and mix them together to make the tavern’s products to sell the next day. You’ll also need to save a few dishes for yourself and your companions as character progression is tied to the food you cook and eat.
I’ve spent a good deal of time with this one over the past several months and while it never quite lives up to the full potential of its concepts, it is an enjoyable romp with very nice 2D artwork. The game doesn’t have native iPad support but, aside from an oversized virtual button, looks great on Apple’s tablet.
No required in-app purchases and a 40 hour RPG for free? Get it now on iTunes.





