Aliens Saved Humanity

Superman IV was a terrible movie.

(redacted tangent about how Rrichard Pryor should only be in movies with Gene Wilder, how Hollywood sucks, how awesome Gene Wilder is, and why Batman is a punk) So then they made Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.There is one line in that movie that I still quote today:

"I have done that which your leaders have been unwilling or unable to do."

Superman took it upon himself to rid the Earth of nuclear weapons. Then he snorted a bunch of red Kryptonite an hit on his old girlfriend, but that's not the important part. This is:

An alien saved mankind from itself.

Pretty awesome, huh? Psyched? Go read this:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/09/tinfoil-tuesdays-ufos-neutered-nukes-air-force-officers-claim/

Edited this 3 times. Certain punctuation now doesn't show in blogger.
at Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by ryte2byte

1 comment :

  1. MOVIE ALIENS ALWAYS BIG HELPERS.Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:06:00 AM

    INDEPENDENCE DAY. BY CREATING NEED FOR UNIFIED EARTH MILITARY, ALIENS SAVE AND UNITE MANKIND.

    MARS ATTACKS. ALIENS REMOVE INEFFECTIVE GOVERNMENT, THUS SAVING AND UNITING MANKIND.

    INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (70'S VERSION). BY USING HUMAN GENETIC MATERIAL AND REMOVING THE ACTUAL HUMANS - ALIENS SAVE AND UNITE MANKIND.

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